if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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