Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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