belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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