Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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