Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just want nice things and good sex
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
