oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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