Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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