He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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