woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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