absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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