I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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