im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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