My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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