i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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