oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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