We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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