I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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