why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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