watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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