turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
wow bdsm is so cute
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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