I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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