I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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