the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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