Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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