When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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