Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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