google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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