What a fucking waste of an outfit
Me too!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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