i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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