any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I lost the right to judge tonight
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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