you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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