He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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