What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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