I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Buhtt sex?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Randomize
