It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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