So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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