he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.