Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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