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What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?

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These are the tickets we got last night.

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Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?

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Yes...yes you did.

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(361): What are these yellow papers in the kitchen? (1-361): These are the tickets we got last night. (361): Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear? (1-361): Yes...yes you did. http://tfl.nu/myva

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(909): View more from California

It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity

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Something's gotta give!

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(909): It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity (909): Something's gotta give! http://tfl.nu/w8ji

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(520): View more from Arizona

I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.

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(520): I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs. http://tfl.nu/cv5b

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.

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(216): I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking. http://tfl.nu/dn0l

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

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hello competition

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(973): so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator (908): hello competition http://tfl.nu/cped

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.

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(540): Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later. http://tfl.nu/bbcr

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before

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(615): You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before http://tfl.nu/c77w

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(616): View more from Michigan

thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.

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(616): thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore. http://tfl.nu/y9tr

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(716): View more from New York

Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.

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(716): Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan. http://tfl.nu/rfh9

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(970): View more from Colorado

Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?

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(970): Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right? http://tfl.nu/vtmk

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(561): View more from Florida

walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow

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(561): walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow http://tfl.nu/qm0x

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.

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(304): He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex. http://tfl.nu/68r0

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(318): View more from Louisiana

You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude

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(318): You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude http://tfl.nu/d0gl

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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!

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(208): WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY! http://tfl.nu/ts4x

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.

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(781): We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes. http://tfl.nu/atoq

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