the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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