It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize