their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
