if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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