hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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