another moral hangover. fuck.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Randomize
