At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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