i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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