at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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