this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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