we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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