Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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