Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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