You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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