am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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