I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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