its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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