what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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