I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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